15 Jul How To Give Boring People A Kick
Some people (not anyone in my house but, you know, some people) prefer their jellies to be a tiny little bit more on the bland side, yet with still that little kick of Texas Pepper Jelly flair. So, here’s what you do about them.
Take a 2 oz. jar of Texas Pepper Jelly and a two cups of regular ordinary plain ol’ bought-at-the-store jelly of the same flavor, and mix ’em together. There. Jelly with a little bit of a kick.
My family would kill me if I did this, but hey. Some people prefer bland to spicy, yet they still want a little bit of a kick. I do this for my sister and her family, who are obviously not as cool as you but they’re trying.
I usually use strawberry jam and Strawberry Habanero pepper jelly. Why? Well, they love strawberries. And they love strawberry jam. And they love just a little kick.
And now you know exactly how to give them that kick.